Monday, June 27, 2011

Random Summer

Early morning gold
Mohawk
Changing Oil
Vincas
Night Shimmers
Cutting off Dead heads
Getting ready for a half marathon
Lift Off
Translucent
Toyland
Grass Zamboni
Big Bite
Gusher
Whispy
Double vision
Huh?
Hovering
Queen of Hearts Victim
Making Waves
In for a landing
Ghostly Flight
Living in the Shadows
Get the water...Grab it.
Tree Camouflage
Anticipating July 4th in the US.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

View point

Zoom! Zoom!


Morning Haze
On the move

RAW sliders change the rules. Oh yeah!
Belly Shots

Serpentine
City View
View Point Change
Seeing past barriers.
Angles over the edge.
All things relative
Reflecting views

Near
Far
Without moving
Built to last
Hand Holds?
Mobile Graffiti

What's your View Point?



Thursday, June 16, 2011

Just had to share

One of my favorite blogs to follow is NikonSniper.

This is a link to his post on the adventures of getting that perfect shot.

http://nikonsniper.blogspot.com/2009/09/would-i-do-stupid-things-for-photo.html

Enjoy.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

AZ Summer

Sun coming to work. Solar panel collectors.
Shimmery reflection.
Try walking the aisle between these seats.
Everyone has one. What's your heck point?
Fluffy not stuffy.
Arizona Sippy Cup
Loner
Not on speaking terms.
Fake water
Fake color
Redundancy
City Sites
Take Off.
Bridge to the Future
Scatter Beans
Cactus Wren
Cactus wren home
Pigeon
Pigeon's Old Neighborhood
Pigeon's New Neighborhood

Monday, June 6, 2011

Forwarded email

Subject: My retirement
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
Target.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get
in and get out.


Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:

Dear Mrs. Jones,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Dubrowsky, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9.. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?

And last, but not least:

16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.